Too Big to Be Allowed
$1.00 – $6.50
Hagrid’s perfect life: A roaring fire, friendly visitors, a kind word from the Headmaster, and as many dangerous magical creatures as possible to dote upon. Do you ever imagine Hagrid hanging out with Alphonse Elric? Now you do.
A rich earthy brown fit for a half-giant, loaded with the pink sparkles of an illicit umbrella. Lip-safe!
Ingredients: mica, carnauba wax, titanium dioxide, iron oxide, tin oxide, calcium aluminum borosilicate, magnesium myristate, silicon dioxide.