Less Useful Than a Jar of Mustard *ON SALE*



Mustard has many practical and delicious uses, and if a jar is included then its usefulness expands a great deal. A jar of mustard may be emptied out and the mustard used to enliven a sandwich or a dull chicken salad, and the jar may then be used to store anything ranging from several small pickles to a hidden message, or to throw at one’s enemies like a clear hollow rock, or to collect the tears from one’s lunch guests who have only just realized they’ve been eating needlessly dull chicken salad all these years.

Matte yellow-grey tallow.

Ingredients: mica, titanium dioxide, iron oxide, magnesium stearate, magnesium myristate, methicone. Lip-safe!