Chiefest of Calamities *ON SALE*



“‘No thank you, O Smaug the Tremendous!’ he replied. ‘I did not come for presents. I only wished to have a look at you and see if you were truly as great as tales say. I did not believe them.’
‘Do you now?’ said the dragon somewhat flattered, even though he did not believe a word of it.
‘Truly songs and tales fall utterly short of the reality, O Smaug the Chiefest and Greatest of Calamities,’ replied Bilbo.”
– J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit

Vivid orange-toned red with bright golden sparks. Not lip-safe.

Ingredients: mica, carnauba wax, titanium dioxide, iron oxide, tin oxide, red #40, calcium aluminum borosilicate, silica, chromium oxide.